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Our first case is Killer.  The best heroes and villains choose an outfit with a coherent theme, but Killer’s outfit makes him look like his theme is “Someone picked me up and physically threw me into a Goodwill bin”.  It looks like he might have ditched that godawful pop-collar polka dot shirt, and if he’s also lost the vinyl cowboy chaps, then I can’t really diss his look anymore.

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I just want to know if he wears that space helmet so his boss can use him for an emergency projectile attack.

Next up is a Marine commodore whose outfit is so inexplicably horrible that it shocked even me!  Kishishishi!  Yarisugi, even if you are some sort of frontier type, aren’t Marines supposed to be a skosh more fashionable than this?  image

Could you not afford the rest of that suit of armour, or what?!

Lastly, and speaking of the rookie Kid, here’s this season’s edition of him!  If this guy had a cheerful and flambouyant style, his outfit might make sense, but he’s trying to become famous for scaring everyone and acting like a mannerless creep!  Naturally, the kids love him!

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Bartolomeo, if you want people to be afraid of you, why are you dressed like you’re part of a boy band?!  Why are you wearing a damn mullet?!  You’re a punk, and here’s what I think you should go with.

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Nothing says “punk” like leather, lots of metal, and pants so tight you can hit that high ‘c’ again when you’re wearing them.

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  3. teapotmermaid said: Mohawk and Mullet… does this mean he has a “Mohllet” ? xD hehehe
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  6. ask-baby5 said: Holy shit Bartolomeo’s SHOES.
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