(In a reaction to http://askmoria.tumblr.com/post/78059323260/life-is-always-more-fun-when-youve-got-toys-so#notes
Draco Moria is the best toy! :D)
With this body, my speed and stamina are better than that of any ordinary person! Kishishi! It’s great to be able to effortlessly run people down, when I actually feel like getting up and doing it!
….and sometimes, guys like me get into really unfair situations where dying like a dog would be a worse indignity than just making a run for it.
AU: Moriah becomes the most famous hairdresser in The Grand Line
Life is always more fun when you’ve got toys, so I’m happy to be surrounded by them! I’m pretty fond of dolls and monstrous stuffed animals…
but my favorite kind of toys are dollhouses!
When you’re as big as me, there’s no shortage of tiny people and furniture around, but miniatures are still so much fun to look at and play with! I always want to be surrounded by cute tiny little things that I can laugh at and amuse myself with! Kishishishishi!!!
O- oi….. hey, what is this?!
Hey, is this some kind of joke?!
((OOC: I felt bad for laughing at this cartoon of Issho as Mr. Magoo, drawn by Steve Yurko. So of course I had to reblog it here.))
Thriller Bark had lots of freezer space, and fishing was usually possible for us in a pinch, but sometimes things got pretty bad.
Can you imagine the incomprehensible horror?
Have you ever had to survive on little tin cans of prunes for a month?
I was totally going to bother answering one of your stupid questions last night, but instead I got to spend all evening waiting while that damn Crocodile tried to explain what “misdirect” means to the hunter.
((OOC: While I loves me some monster girls and dirty pictures (and genderbends of monstrous-looking characters), I keep this blog dirty picture-free, so that folks who aren’t into porn can comfortably follow it. If you really want to request dirty pictures, you’ll have to do so on my personal blog, and there’s really no guarantee that I’ll fill them unless you’re commissioning me.))